Book Review: All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say by Noé Carlain

Publication Date: October 12, 2021

No math today; it’s too hard! Said no teacher ever! Can you imagine your teacher saying this or suggesting you keep your gum and not to forget to stick it under the desk? In this comical look at all the things a teacher is never likely to say, kids, parents, and educators alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if the school day was turned upside down. While your teacher will never encourage you to paint on your desk or copy your neighbor’s paper, kids know they can always count on the teacher to make learning fun. So even if things may not always got as planned, structure and boundaries create a safe space, and one thing is always for sure–a teacher will always miss her students at the end of the day. 

My Book Review

I chose to read this book after receiving a free e-copy from the publisher. All opinions in this review are my own and completely unbiased.

So many children’s books I read these days have a lesson included in them. This book doesn’t have that but I still liked it because it’s a book that children will think is hilarious! From encouraging students to chew gum to telling them to skip school tomorrow, they’ll definitely get a kick out of it. There are also a lot of illustrations that are cute. This is a book that will encourage kids to read and laugh.

This is a great book to get for any young child, especially children who don’t like reading. It’s short, cute and will tickle their funny bone.